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| How it feels returning to a dormant blog. |
Me: [Opens door cautiously, after more than two months away. It lets out a long squeak. The air is stale. I enter.]
You: [Stepping out of the shadows into a beam of light that shines through a hole in the roof] Well, well, well... Look what the cat drag-
Me: -AH! What? You get to start this convo?
You: Yeah, dude. I've been here this whole time. But you haven't. Where have you been?
Me: Things have been... hectic. But, sorry, you've just been in here? Waiting for the next post?
You: No rest for the hypothetical, bro.
Me: Yikes. Is every blog like this?
You: Yes.
Me: There must be millions like you.
You: Millions. And we're very disappointed in you lot.
Me: I bet.