No Boating Accident: A Movie Blog

I wanted to be a Quint, turned out to be a Brody, but on here I'm a Hooper. These are my musings on cinema.

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Saturday, March 1, 2025

I Watched Every Oscar Nominee for Five Consecutive Years - Was It Worth It?

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Here we go again!  On March 15, 2021, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas announced the year's Oscar nominations remotely from a random studi...
Sunday, June 30, 2024

The Best of the First Half of 2024

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Feels like this maniac is running most of our control panels right now. These are stressful times. Not just at the box office, where it'...
Friday, January 12, 2024

MEAN GIRLS - A Review

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These are obviously the coolest kids on campus. Why are you so stupid, high schoolers?  I want to get this out of the way: Although I was a ...
Saturday, January 6, 2024

Top 10 of 2023

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May December , the kind of character study that turns questions like "When do you think she'll start doing the lisp?" into hig...
Friday, August 4, 2023

BARBENHEIMER - A Review

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Image by Vinithasree3  (via Twitter) Twenty years from now a middling movie will be released about this weekend in the summer of 2023 where ...
Thursday, July 20, 2023

An Imagined Conversation with You, the Stranger I Feel Obliged to Explain My Two Month Absence To

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How it feels returning to a dormant blog. Me: [Opens door cautiously, after more than two months away. It lets out a long squeak. The air is...
Sunday, May 7, 2023

The Rest - May 7, 2023

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"...My eyes are circles." A quick wrap-up of everything else I watched this week. Abbott Elementary , the rest of Season 2 (2023)...
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